You maybe asking yourself 3 simple questions:
o How did I get here?
o What are my options?
o How do I escape?
This 404 page was brought to you by the person who setup this wonderful error handling system. They cannot configure their webserver correctly and failed the basic setup of the new fangled technology called website hosting. They might have crossed the t's and dotted the i's, but missed one crucial line of code which made the whole project fall apart. The problem is, you ended up at this website, which shouldn't happen. Trust me, I know this. Anyway, please do ignore the investigator on the left, he is still trying to find his way around the mess of code... or trying to locate Tesco's.
If you are looking for something to do, please continue to scroll and click the button. If at any point in time you want to get back to reality, please turn off your computer and touch grass. Speaking of the fine green specimen, have you done that today? Enough waffle, put in the simplest way possible, I am probably fixing a clients server that has spontaneously combusted and will be back later to fix whatever was broken.
